Joanna Rajkowska
Satisfaction Guaranteed
commissioned by Ujazdowski Castle, Warsaw

Joanna Rajkowska<br />Satisfaction Guaranteed<br />2000<br />commissioned by Ujazdowski Castle, Warsaw
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Satisfaction Guaranteed, 2000

Centre for Contemporary Art, Ujazdowski Castle, Warsaw, Poland


Listen. Use my body. Make a series of canned drinks, cosmetics
and frozen food from it.Use the body fresh, it’s best.
First, you have to remove the skin and divide up the body.
Cremate some of the innards, keeping the remainder fresh.
Some of the organs, glands and bodily fluids must be saved.
Don’t forget the neurons and the fat. Using these ingredients as a base, prepare carbonated beverages of different properties, later soap, ointment and perfume, finally frozen food.


When you’ve managed to do all this, sell it for good money.



Commissioned and produced by the Centre for Contemporary Art, Ujazdowski Castle, Warsaw, Poland
Dicreet Return sponsored by Can Pack S.A.
Curator: Ewa Gorządek
Asisstant curator: Stach Szabłowski
In the collection of MOCAK Museum of Contemporary Art in Kraków, Poland (Discreet Return) and the National Museum in Warsaw, Poland (Woman Shaped in Balls)